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smooth as fuck yo

I wish I had his charming skillz
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It works with the kind of guy he likes, so.....

"There was this one time, we were contracted to guard some snot-nosed pop stars. You know the type. And I was like, wait, wouldn't the cause of justice be better served if we, you know, [i]shot them?[/i]"

"So then the LT said, 'well yes it would but we wouldn't get paid'. And then I knew I was home."