Laying on the bar counter was a pearly white skull laying on a silver dish.  A shriek pierced the old guild hall and the skull jumped up about an inch from the plate, it's teeth chattering as it landed with a *CRASH!*.  Inside it's empty eye sockets, two small orbs of red light slowly glowed into existence, appearing as two tiny flames which trailed upwards out of the sockets.  The skull let out a surprised noise and began to speak, it's teeth chattering with every word.

"NOW WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE!"

(just having some fun XD)