Drek stuffed a fancily embroidered handkerchief into his collar and began to slice his sliced grilled cheese into even smaller triangles. 

"Well I was on a journey looking for sources of magical energy, when I unfortunately lost my way in the forest! I wandered for days before detecting a magical source, which is probably your bodiless friend over there, so I followed the essence to your guild."

He politely nibbled away at the grilled cheese in a manner far too formal for the dish.

"This really is fantastic darling, It would go really well with a nice chardonnay if I was so fortunate."