[quote=@Ophidian]
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You have my personal assurance that if a male shows interest in Kastrati that train-screaming will happen.

Hell it'll happen regardless. The insane merc probably considers it a hobby.
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Say the first time he meets Scott, its in his bar, he's raising all sorts of hell and Scott first tells him to shut the hell up, after not relenting, Scott doesn't punch him, but immediately hoses him with beer from his tap. What escalates from there?