[quote=@Ophidian]
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Meet "dad".

(note, I do not endorse the opinions of insanely old magazines, but this is the only thing I could find that was manly and violent enough)
[/quote]

[i]THATS[/i] the dad?

Dissapointing.

I was expecting a burly scotsman or a gurhka 

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