[quote=@Ophidian]
<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>
There'll be more in his tell all book. "A Concise and Unbiased History of the Human Race In Regards to Their Residence on Earth-or 6000 Years of Rule by Complete Chucklefucks."
[/quote]

This NEEDS to be canon

I can only wish this was an actual history textbook, would have made class so much more fun.

"When Hitler attack the USSR during Operation Barbarossa, we in the military thinkin' industry like to sum up events like these as: he dun fucking goof'd."