[quote=@Specter189]
Wait a second, one of those money making ideas WOULD cross Scott's mind. Even his feeble knowledge of the fairer sex can lead to: 

Girls = Cooking Skills

He might ask his waitresses to cook snacks and sweets and whatnot to sell with the drinks
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"Scott you're...one of my employers and a guy I like to burn shit down with, but I'm into dick and dudeass and even I know more about women then you."

"So."

"I broke into the library and got you this copy of Women Are From Venus and Men Are From Mars. Yeah we get the ripped greek guy who likes war. We're awesome like that."