[quote=@Specter189]
[@Ophidian]Is that an AGM-114 Hellfire missile in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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"Turned out it was both. Except the missile was on the helicopter and afterwards we wiped out an enemy convoy. Then we had "oh my god we're gods of war raining down destruction where we please" sex."

"I wanted to land and do it in the flaming ruins of the convoy but....."