Alright alright, here's how we're going to save this sub:
@Gate Keeper get a hold of a gurney and IV drip. @RiverMaiden go grab the defibrillator. @Ace of Flames01 start giving the sub chest compressions. @Polaris North I hope you've practiced you're mouth to mouth technique. @Cuccoruler I need you to channel your inner rooster to wake it up. @Narcotic Dollie I need you to start heating up some soup, chicken noodle if we have it. @Lord Zee I'm trusting you to quite literally slap some sense into the sub once it comes around. @ArenaSnow set your phasers to snarky, as we'll probably need to cheer it up after Zee slaps it.
*Starts microwaving the shit out of some Chicken and Stars soup* YOU'RE GONNA LIVE, DAMMIT! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH! THINK OF YOUR FAMILY!!! THOSE POOR FOOLS WON'T SURVIVE THE WINTER WITHOUT YOU! BREATH, DAMMIT, BREATH!
@Sarcelle Renard oh yeah.. Well I mean... These things slow down and I honestly didn't think it would make it as far as it has so it's kinda expected that it would slow down like it has
@Gate Keeper It will be an endless cycle! Wars will be won and lost, men will die, children will be born, and we will forever be locked in an eternal posting loop.