[quote=@Vesuvius00]
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Granted. The wish you got is given to you in the form of a small piece of paper inside a fortune cookie. You accidentally eat the paper.

I wish I didn't need sleep in order to function properly.
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Granted. You are cooked up to a hot coffee IV. Imagine those veins. Ooh boy.

I wish for a less painful wish corruption than this one.