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Hope you guys can handle a big post! It wouldn't have been if I had finished the first half or so before Severus dropped a perhaps-literal bomb on us, but there was a lot more catching up to do after the fact, so here it all is. Hope you enjoy it and it doesn't bore you enough to keep you from getting to the end.

As an aside, when I first started writing this, I had a vague idea that Seviper was a large snake - I mean, we can all guess that as a Pokemon, it's larger than any of its real-life counterparts, and I don't know about the rest of you, but I just kind of assumed at first that they were roughly man-sized, with bodies perhaps as wide as a person's head or slightly larger than that.

...That was before I looked it up. 8'10" - not long, but [i]tall.[/i] Sabi's teeth are nearly the length of a person's arm. Her tail is virtually the size of someone's entire body, and frankly, I should have made a footnote in her section of the character sheet about how she was a terror to Dr. Jenner's poor, innocent furniture. In the event that I'm not the only one surprised by this number, just keep it in mind if you end up describing her in your own posts, because I'm pretty sure we could use her as a living battering ram in a pinch.
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I actually had to look up Eevee before my last post to see if it could sit on my shoulder.  At over 6 kilos and over a foot long, it's a bit big for that, so I had to pick it up instead.