[@Kingfisher] The Kingfisher is correct, as usual.

[@Shorticus] Hmmmm, I'd say...at the present time...about a 3-4, which I'm sure will change once everything calms down. [b]If[/b] it calms down.

[@Culluket][@POOHEAD189]

Thank you all for your posts thus far, they have been exceptional in both writing and comedy gold! I'll get a post up tomorrow to move us all along.

If anyone does wish to post a reaction to a Gobbo falling atop them, then please feel free, but if not then you can wait for my post instead.