[quote=@POOHEAD189]
Honestly, I really really reeeeaaaallly want Sketti to bash his brains in. But he's eating (semi) calmly at the moment. What would the Hobbie do to get him to go over and kill him? (not that it needs to be something drastic for Sketti to have an excuse) 
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Have him make some snide remark that's the last straw, or have him mutter something about 'carving the pig' and then grab a knife out of the roast pork and go for his throat, then you can put an axe all the way through his skull, embedding it in the table hard enough that the chamberlain can't get it out and has to leave it there amidst all the food as the feast continues.  I don't know, get creative!  Do you want me to post as Chengizz to make it seem less weird?