Would anyone protest if I wrote a post about Valence going through a couple rooms, and slaying the Drakken lords there? Because walking past a room and hearing wails... yeah, Valence would have some trouble keeping his hand off his sword hilt.

Granted, he couldn't beat them in a straight-up physical fist fight, unless he was focusing more on defense and agility (and even then, it'd be a close shave), but he'd have the advantage of surprise, which is very important in these sorts of situations.