[i]Smackahoe! Smackahoe! Smackahoe![/i]

The vibrating sounds of cheering was heard echoing in the air as Smackahoe was viewed, nearly in slow motion delivering the haymaker, one hitter quitter, knuckle sandwich that would deem him champion of champions. Oh what riches he could gain from the gold and the beautiful women he would be catered daily from his fame. 

With the crackling of his neck and the wide grin he displayed, The Manly Man Games came to an end until..... *thump* Smack could feel the abrupt jolt to his side, bringing his little dream to a close when his ears perked, hearing the calm and soothing sounds of stream water rolling and the sounds of stumbling and mumbling: [color=fff200]
“Stupid—… Can’t even spawn right…”[/color]

With a deep breath and a smirk, Smack stayed where he was, grinning in his relaxation but.... [i]"That sound....is that just water or is someone peeing on me?"[/i] He suddenly opened his eyes, sitting up "HEY WHO'S PEEING ON ME!" looking around swiftly until noticing a woman...or just a super feminine male...wearing what looked to be a cassock. "Oh....uh....what's up?..." averting his eyes, checking the gauntlets he wore and the outfit he had on "SFO? nah...." he spoke out to himself for a moment. 

"Man...just when I thought I won the tournament and gained new riches and bitches...." turning to the woman who was close next to him "Who are you? any idea where we are?" looking away once more, looking behind him at the house standing on stilts and looking the other direction to....no-tice....wait [i]"Oh good god....butt nakedness?....... PAO? (Porn art online)" [/i] bringing his attention back to the clothed female once again trying to keep his jimmy deflated and taking a moment to try and check if he had any inventory.