[quote=@Hank]
<Snipped quote by Dervish>

The Mountain That Smiles. And by smiling I mean that he bares his tusks while he bashes your face in [s]and rapes you and kills your children.[/s]
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Sounds like my uncle at a family reunion, he'll fit right in!

[quote=@DearTrickster]
I think I'm going to make a conjurer. Just for the sole fact they'll name their atronoch's Cindy (short for Cinders) and Snowflake. C:
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Well, why don't you conjure up a character sheet then, heeuuck heeuck huck.

...Also, it took me like ten whole seconds to remember why Snowflake sounded so familiar. I am ashamed.

[quote=@gcold]
So, this must be Derv's cleverly disguised KGB brainwashing tool. Look at them sheeples giving away their brains to the evil doctor. Well played, Doc Dervs; 5/7.

In all seriousness, I don't have too much free time to join this one. Real life and running my own RP is keeping me busy. 

Good to luck to the GMs and everyone else.
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BLYAT! 

If I were KGB, then I would tell you to rush A without P90, da tovarich? I am but humble, uh, Finnish man, da? Now strap yourself in, is for research to save world or whatever you wish to hear. 

And you WOULD choose not to apply, you scallywag. You can't see it, but I'm shaking my Polaroid pictures of your family at you!