[quote=@Leidenschaft]
<Snipped quote by Dervish>

I visit the local library every week for that smell of dust and also that sultry look from above those half-circle reading glasses that arthritic old woman gives me when I once again walk up with the library's only VHS- Commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I bet you're just itching for her to finally reach a point in your relationship where she takes out her dentures, arentcha?