[quote=@SecretlyDiscord]
[@Attis] RJ was in college until, let's say, a few months ago. I guess that's why his coworkers were all , 
"hey, we have to go to that one bar again." 
"Well, we've got that new guy."
.........
"HEY RJ"
[/quote]

The response probably went something like this: 

Rita: [color=MediumPurple]"Oooh boy, I know what this is. Quick, Akito! Be really accommodating to distract him!"[/color]
Akito: [Sarcastically poses in a way he believes might be attractive.] [color=DarkGray]"I know how to make Irish Car Bombs."[/color]
Rita: [color=MediumPurple]"Oh my god. No. Aki honey, no."[/color]
Akito: [color=DarkGray]"Buy one. You'll get really drunk."[/color]
Rita: Internal screaming. 

[@LazyEgg] 
I'm honestly always having fun by myself
*stifled weeping* So lonely.  



(GET HYPE!!!!!!)

[@sakurasan] oh shit we're allowed to like IC posts. mind blown. 
Also... goes to answer ur PM...