Well, a spider that big with womanly features is hardly frightening...unless she has a crazy split jaw with the moving teeth thing. :|

Meanwhile in Hawlin's happy place.
[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Confused+spider+is+confused+one+of+my+favorite+gifs+i+ve_7bd298_4547999.gif[/img]
Spiders are cool, imo :P