[quote=@DrewVonAwesome]
<Snipped quote by The Kid Lantern>

You have tried to reach "Tony 'Captain of the USS Sexy and Awesome' Stark".  I am not available but if you leave your name and number I'm sure I'll eventually reach you.  Or just call Pepper that's kind of her job.
[/quote]

I thought Stark liked to put people on hold and watch the red light blink. ;)