[center][h1][color=orangered]Rocket Lancer[/color][/h1]
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[b][color=yellow]"Tch, there goes the fun."[/color][/b] He muttered.

He lowered his accelaration and his lance planted into the ground. He pulled it out and kicked the chain back towards Eclipse Princess so at least it looked bette for their 'audience'. He'd had a plan. When facing someone of Eclipse Princess' calibre you needed a plan and some tricks up your sleeve. The 'trick' he was about to use was one his body had come up with but he hadn't been able to use it effectively until now. There was also no one else on earth that'd be able to use it unless they had his abilities so there was no way Eclipse Princess would be expecting it either.

But now there was some heroic speechlord and some killjoy edgelord butting in, and mincing words every once in a while was nice, you know?

[i][s]MyfuckingEXPgoddamnitstopdoingshitandgodieinafireorsomethinfuckofffffff[/s][/i] He thought.

He wasn't angry.

[color=yellow][b]"You all talk about dying as if it means something."[/b][/color] He spat. [b][color=yellow]"Who the fuck cares about who died today? They'll be back by tomorrow, doing whatever the hell they were doing, with some piss ass EXP reduction or whatever. What the hell's the point of crying about it? You just fuck off for a day or so then come back like nothing happened. Fucking pointless is what it is."[/color][/b]

Then he turned to address Edgelord, who sort of pissed him off more than the others.

[b][color=yellow]"I can picture you hunting down Princess Fucking Edgy like I can picture a mouse hunting a lion. She's gonna fuck you up."[/color][/b] He said. [b][color=yellow]"And it doesn't even matter if you kill her or not, she can just come back the day after and kick your ass. Who the fuck do you think you are? Assassin Jesus? I don't care about some shitty war or whatever, because unless it's coming in within the next 2 hours it won't make a single. Fucking. Difference."[/color][/b]

Then he turned to address Mr. Trust and Justice speechlord. He sort of liked that kid but he was still sort of annoying.

[b][color=yellow]"And as for you, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about either but at least it didn't sound as stupid as the other guy. 7 out of 10."[/color][/b] He said, giving paper moon a thumbs up. [b][color=yellow]"If I were someone else right now I'd say it was pretty good, but I just don't really give a fuck."[/color][/b]

He hopped onto his lance as if to fly away and not come back.

[b][color=yellow]"Oh, and maybe next time you shouldn't deliver that speech while she's fully chained up with a corpse danling off of her."[/color][/b] He said.

Then he took to the skies in a streak of yellow.
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[@Jedly][@KoL][@Mega Birb] and [@Lucius Cypher] 'cause your corpse is present at least