[h1][color=f26522]♥ Ash Hare[/color][/h1]

Ash snickered to himself as Nina commented on Lori. No one in the underground was as bad as her, certainly, but the Underlake was absolutely full of colorful characters, himself included. He hoped, for both of their sakes (though mainly his), she could adjust quick. Things happened pretty fast in this town, especially since it was election time.

The two walked a little while in silence, leaving Ash to his thoughts. Hopefully they didn't screw themselves over too badly. The shoulder situation certainly wouldn't look good. Him threatening Lori was a bit up in the air. Lori would certainly use it as evidence of his hair trigger, but Nina would probably look great. Taking control of the situation and providing a nonviolent solution.

But then she pushed the button. That button. The clothes button. Ash stopped dead in his tracks for a second, before his breathing grew noticeably heavier and quicker. His grip on the Drillsaw tightened so much it threatened to bend under the pressure. Then he exploded. [color=f26522]"GOD D**NIT! I'M A F**KING SKELETON! DO YOU SEE ANY BITS? I HAVE TO SUMMON MY JUNK! THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING TO F**KING HIDE! AND ALSO DO YOU SEE MY CAPE YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER? BOTH OF THOSE FACTS COMBINE TO REVEAL THE FACT THAT I. AM. NOT. NAKED! ARRRRRRRRGH!"[/color] He roared, before chucking his weapon so hard it lodged into a tree. 

He was silent for a good few moments, attempting to catch his breath from his yelling. Beads of sweat seemed to appear on his forehead from nowhere. He sighed, cleared his throat, and then looked at Nina. "[color=f26522]I own a pair of pants. If it makes you comfortable, I can wear them."[/color] he offered in an uncharacteristically quiet voice. Normally, he was not this generous, but he also didn't flip out so much about the clothes thing before. Lorelei had escaped his wrath last time, so he blew up a little louder than average. Hopefully no one heard that.