The Alarm blared normally at 7:30 but today it did not. There was an eerie silence. Time ticked by and it was 11:30 and then the phone rang.

[color=6ecff6]What? Oh shit. [/color]

He'd fall out of his single bed, breaking hundreds of chips, which was dinner last night.

[color=6ecff6] Uh hello? Yes, I know, I'll be there in just a moment. No not a moment, I'm already on my way in fact I'm late cause I was getting you...COFFEE![/color]

He realized what he had said knowing he didn't have a car, or money.

[color=6ecff6]Oh no sir, I know exactly what kind you like. Will be there on the double. Good bye sir.[/color]

He'd hang up, and it was silent. He was still in his boxers that were white with red polka dots.

[color=6ecff6]FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!![/color]