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Here, have a giant octopus cake.

And since you're now legal shitfaced age, it's kind of mandatory. 

[URL=http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink606.html]May I suggest a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker?[/URL]

Either way, happy birthday Turt!