Just to be clear so that we don't end up in the by-now cliché situation where everyone is waiting for someone else, who's next in the Drunken Dove?

Curiously, I've also caught myself pondering just what kind of fish would be suitable for slapping a person with... and quite frankly where the expression comes from; I've used it in several different variations myself over the years, but never realized it was something other people actually used as well.
A flounder, probably... seems suitable for slapping with. Like a flyswatter in fish-form, minus the handle.