I've actually [b]been[/b] slapped with a fish ... or been on the receiving end of some variation of being hit in face with the tail end of one, anyway. It was an eelpout. A [i]living[/i] one, I may add. Thusly, I consider it most fair that any further people shall also be slapped with eelpouts. 
	(I reckon flounders might be a bit more difficult to hold onto for a decent swing? Ehh...)

	On another note, being a sociopath by no means means ("means means" ... silly English) reduced capacity for accurately reading people. Quite oppositely, a number of the more notorious ones are well-known for being extremely charismatic and always [i]knowing[/i] what anyone feels or thinks. It's more than just they don't get the emotional [i]responses[/i] a normal person, let alone a strongly empathic individual would get. Kind of how statistical face recognition systems are beginning to get fairly decent at mapping words referring to emotions to expressions without having any capacity to either feel or be moved by those emotions themselves.