Here we are! [hider=Blalx the Anti-Paladin] [b]Name:[/b] Blalx the Anti-Paladin, Phwarter of Sigwuld Giantslayer of the Light, The Ever-Wrathful that her rival's name is over half of her full title before we added this title, Senior [b]Race:[/b] Goblin, Female [b]Appearance:[/b] Blalx has dark green skin, huge orange eyes (anime style!) and larger than average ears for a goblin (so almost a full head's size out from her head). Most notably however is a large bright purple afro, of which she grew to be the tallest in her family, that pushes her above average size of 3'2'' to 3'5''. Almost prodigious for Goblins (even if the other biggun races don't really notice) [hider=History] Blalx came from a small goblin family of 17. It would have been larger, had daddy not been so dedicated to his children's college fund that he worked The Overlord's dungeon almost 18 hours a day every day of the week. The career's and life expectancy of dark overlords in the world is pretty damn short, and thus the lives of their minions tends to be just as bleak. Failing to find an insurance company for goblins, let alone even afford one, he would leave nothing to his family when he died. Heroes burst into the dark overlord's castle conveniently just as she was ending the world, and managed to stop her just in the nick of dramatic suspenseful time. They promptly murdered all of the minions there and looted all of 3 gold from their corpses before leaving everything else there, not even bothering to stop the still intact ritual. Blalx came upon this weeks later to find out what had happened to her father, and saw the devastation wrought. Without even thinking, she stepped into the circle, and a Genie appeared! "Oh, you're a little short," he said "But I will give you 3 wishes despite, not including infinite wishes, you think I was born yesterday?" Wow, thought Blalx, he called me short! What a jerk! "I wish I could be as tall as you expected me to be!" and bam! She reached new heights! She skyrocketed a whole 5 inches, which was and incredible height for a Goblin. Slightly dizzy from the experience, she wobbled a little bit at her new astounding height of which she stands today. The genie at this stage was thinking this was going to be another easy day of work, it's surprising how many people ask for really stupid wishes. Blalx thought to herself for a short while. Well the only thing better than being tall was to have a really tough and tall friend to do all your bidding! Her father had taught her that, the poor man. She gazed sadly at his poor self scattered across the room. "I wish I could have a giant giant who will do my bidding and be the nicest!" and bam! She sat atop the shoulders of a huge giant, who was remarkably handsome and polite. This is amazing! She thought. The genie was quite intrigued now, most people ask for the paradigm of money, good looks and power. Normally in that order. He'd never given wishes to a goblin before, but he was definitely going to recommend the race to his genie friends as easy rides and people of simple wants! Finally Blalx came up with her final wish; "I wish my hair was far less annoying, and looked amazing with even the least amount of effort!" Pow! The bestest afro sat upon her head, and the genie was gone, his weird work done. "Hog-rats!" Blalx cursed. "Why didn't I wish my dad wasn't dead?" She recovered pretty quickly from the loss, her dad was never home and she now had the nicest giant ever as a father figure. They travelled the world for years, just happy in eachother's company. And by that I mean Blalx was as happy as could be, but the giant giant was just being polite and being a good listener. So of course, some adventurers eyeing up a random quest board found out there was a giant giant in the area that needed slaying because adventurers are really mean. So they travelled forth and went to confront the giant, including the then Sigwuld the mercenary. The giant giant, being the nicest thing ever, spent the entire fight trying not to step on the mean men trying to attack him. Blalx, who knew she could have commanded the giant giant to attack the mean men was too busy trying to hang on and screaming. Soon the giant giant was slain, and Sigwuld got a swish new title, Sigwuld the Giantslayer. A tall-for-a-goblin silhouette emerged from the dust, vowing revenge on this sellsword! The giant giant had a teeney bit of life in him, and did the nicest thing he possibly could have done in his final moments. He whispered that deep down, he would remember her and lover her forever. Blalx's eyes burst into tears, and she felt ready to die because he was so nice and how could life continue without him in the world. He then did the second nicest thing in this situation, and whispered foul heresies teaching her how to be an unholy warrior sworn to the dark gods so she could get revenge, then he died Blalx knew what to do, she challenged Sigwuld to a duel, and managed to best him. She sliced his face open in a wound that festered until he went to serve the light, and became a paladin. He has become a grandmaster of the order, and hunts Blalx. Every time they clash, however, neither can get the better of the other. [/hider] [b]Equipment:[/b] A dark warhammer Black full plate, with a black cape and black tabard bearing her dark coat of arms; a smiling giant face which she takes strength from in particularly trying times A large black shield, forged from the hide of a demon, probably. It may look, act and feel like a normal shield, but it's not! It's special! (allows her to focus her dark arts into various projectile attacks) A fire-breathing riding dog with glowey green eyes Powers: Dark healing powers, though extremely painful can restore a wounded fighter to nigh impeccable health almost instantly (though anybody with the option would pick the months long recovery option from wounds instead) The ability to banish auras of good and holiness, albeit with preparation Can unleash dark missiles, blasts and use darkness to shield herself and allies as long as she has her shield. The missiles basically have no more effect than an arrow, and the blast can only really stun someone briefly, but the shielding her allies can be super effective [/hider]