[quote=@TheHangedMan]
[@Saarebas]-[@MiddleEarthRoze] 
Execute Alistair, keep Loghain, have sex with Morrigan, defile the Urn, kill Lelianna, kill Connor, leave Sten at Lothering, kill Zevran after the first assassination attempt, keep the dog. 

How to succeed at Dragon Age 101.
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[quote=@TheHangedMan]
[@Saarebas]-[@MiddleEarthRoze] 
Execute Alistair, keep Loghain, have sex with Morrigan, defile the Urn, kill Lelianna, kill Connor, leave Sten at Lothering, kill Zevran after the first assassination attempt, keep the dog. 

How to succeed at Dragon Age 101.
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That's not a bad suggestion, but let's try not to be a complete sociopath about this. 
Let's see...I say Alistair is King because he slew Loghain and the Warden and his dog disappears because of some unknown quest (or if you have an idea for them to be a celebrity, we can do that too).
[@Saarebas]