[@Mimic]

Alex almost dropped the whiskey bottle when her cigarette split down the middle and started [i]talking[/i]. Weird stuff happens around here, but this has never happened. She put the cigarette on the side of the ashtray and stared at it and studied it like it contained the secrets of the universe.

"Nur herz tha Prepper zitian?" She jumped back a bit and stared is disbelief. "Nuh nuh!" She looked around the room, making sure no one was noticing her or the cigarette. Picking up the whiskey bottle, she said to herself, "I'm definitely not drunk already, I've only had one shot, so there must be something in this drink.

Alex thought she must just be working to hard. Just another thing to add to the list of weird shit thats happened today. 

"Rite, can we tack?" 

Alex sighed and looked around the tavern once more. She bent down to be pretty close to this enchanted cigarette. "Alright, ah dunno whats goin' on an' ah dunno whit yoo're sayin', but if ye are real, dae ye min' showin' yer true self?"