[quote=@mdk]
Nobody actually NEEDS deodorant. 
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[b]Everybody who has to stand next to you disagrees.[/b]

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Sauerkraut is one of the tastiest foods in the world.

iPhones are complete garbage.

Lower your standards. You'll have a lot more sex.

Conversely, if you think sex is a waste of time, raise your standards extremely high. They'll never be met.

The dark ages weren't that bad. 

Empires are good for the progression of humanity.