[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
I always say the first thing that pops into my mind, because my mind is fucking awesome. 
[/quote]

That's like 'Aw man, this tea is awesome. I need to drink it now, let's throw the tea bag in the sink right now.'

If the tea is that awesome, let it brew awhile.

For example, that British joke that just popped into your head. Don't do it. You're better than that.