[color=orange]"I am so glad you asked, Zhou!"[/color] the fly exclaimed, buzzing right near the Chinese general's head. A second later and he transformed once again, this time into the form of a medieval knight wearing a full suit of plate armor. A red cross emblazoned across the chest of his armor, a steel longsword in his right hand, a helmet covering his entire head, yet the afro remained, perched atop the helm. He tapped each of Zhou's shoulders, and in an instant the young man felt his body surging with an unknown, mystical energy.

[color=dodgerblue]"I dub thee, [i]Sir[/i] Yu, knight of the Round Cheese."[/color] As everyone blinked, the table they sat at transformed into a large wheel of Swiss Cheese, complete with holes. Crocus carved a piece out with his longsword, and somehow ate it right off the blade, through his helmet. A moment later he let out a massive, grotesque belch. As he did so, rainbow slinkies emerged from the face plate of his helm, which began to slink all around the room. Up the tables. Down the chairs. Along the walls. Atop the heads of the Mad God's "guests." All over, really. [color=pink]"I have granted you some magical powers, so now you'll be capable of a bit more than you normally would be. No need to thank me. You'll need them to keep up with Bruno and Benny. ANYWAY!"[/color]

Crocus slammed his metal-clad fist onto the cheese-table, which rippled like a pool of water, yet somehow remained solid enough for his fist to collide and come to a stop. [color=red]"It's time for your first job. I'm going to transport you all into a whole new world, and no that isn't an Aladdin reference so don't ask. This is a story as old as time itself. A classic, really. There isn't anybody that [i]doesn't[/i] know this story. For your very first mission I want you to rescue a beautiful princess from the horrible dungeon of the evil black knight!"[/color]

He spoke each word with a tone of reverence, like he held the idea of the story itself in some manner of esteem that was to be respected by even the most entitled. Once his little speech ended, the god of chaos straightened himself up, sheathed the longsword, and waved his hand. Suddenly, all went black for each of the three that had been gathered.

[h2][b]Prologue Complete[/b][/h2]

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It felt as though existence itself had been torn from the perception of the trio summoned by Crocus. They existed, but didn't. They were aware, but there seemed to be nothing to be aware of around them. Darkness, emptiness, nothingness... But then little dots of light began to appear, one by one. Soon they were swarmed with small dots. Stars. The trio of Zhou Yu, Bruno the Undead Axeman, and Benny Bones were surrounded by stars in the black of space itself. They each had a moment to take in the sheer beauty of their surroundings, before they were interrupted by... [url=http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=57768edfe4b0403aa861ecf3]Words? And a musical score blaring in their heads![/url]

[hider=Chapter Won][center][h2][b][color=yellow]Star Wars Episode Won: An Old Franchise[/color][/b][/h2][/center]

Suddenly the trio found themselves within the cockpit of a spaceship. Benny sat in the pilot seat and now wore a black vest over her rib cage, along with a holster holding what appeared to be some kind of futuristic gun. On her right sat Bruno, who now found himself to be covered in brown fur, though thankfully he still had his axe. Zhou stood just behind the two undead members of the team, his robe now white and a small metal cylinder hung from a belt loop, which had some sort of handle grip that reminded the general of a sword, yet it contained no blade.

The ship shook violently, and the controls were unresponsive (assuming any of them would have even known how to operate them to begin with). In the distance they could see a large metal sphere, big enough to be a moon, to which they were being drawn toward. Without much time to think or get a handle on the situation, one thing became clear to all: They had a baaaad feeling about this.[/hider]