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"FUCKING HELL! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE FOR MY HEAD TO GROW BACK?" SAID THE CURRENTLY DECAPITATED HEAD THAT WAS RESTING ON THE BARREL. A HEADLESS WADE CAME OVER AND STARTED SLAPPING THE OWL-HEAD FURIOUSLY FOR GOING AND THEN HITTING HIS HEAD WITH A CRICKET BAT, AND SUDDENLY GOT AN IDEA. TWISTING THE CRICKET BAT OUT OF TWIT-TWOO-MAN'S HAND, HE SLAMMED HIS HEAD DOWN ON IT WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO MAKE THE TWO ALMOST MERGE, PROCEEDING TO HIT MR. OWL WITH THE NEWLY CREATED ITEM. "TAKE. THIS. YOU. BASTARD!"

SUDDENLY, UPON THE ARRIVAL OF UNCLE SAM, HE TWISTED THE BAT TO SEE THE DAMNED MAN. WITH A HEAVY SIGH, THE CANADIAN SAID (ABOVE THE SILENCE THAT HAD ENTRANCED THE ROOM), "YOU GODDAMN AMERICANS AND YOUR GODDAMN PATRIOTISM!"

AS SOON AS THE SHOUTING STARTED AGAIN, HE PROCEEDED TO CONTINUE HITTING WHAT HE WOULD NOW REFER TO AS HOODINI.