SUDDENLY THE POOL TABLE IN THE CORNER BURST INTO FLAME. PLAYING CARDS FLEW FROM ITS BURNING CORPSE AND MADE A CIRCLE ON THE GROUND. A MAN IN A TRENCH COAT APPEARED FROM THE CIRCLE OF CARDS. HE BEGAN TO THROW PLAYING CARDS ACROSS THE ROOM AT FULL SPEED. EVERYTHING THEY HIT WAS [COLOR=RED]FUCKING DESTROYED[/COLOR]. THE MAN IN THE ZEBRA MASK BURST INTO FLAME AND WAS BLOWN TO PIECES. THE MAN IN THE COAT KILLED SEVENTY-SIX MORE PEOPLE AND THEN SAT DOWN ON THE PILE OF MANGLED CORPSES AND BEGAN TO DRINK A BEER. THEN HE KILLED DEADPOOL. THEN HE THREW A CARD BACK IN TIME AND KILLED THE CREATORS OF HOMESTUCK. 

"LADY LUCK IS SMILING," HE SAID. THEN HIS HEAD WAS BLOWN OFF BY A STRAY TACTICAL NUKE. THE NUKE CONTINUED ON ITS MERRY WAY RIGHT OUT THE FRONT DOOR AND BLEW UP [COLOR=RED]EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE[/COLOR]. IT HIT ROBOT HENRY ON THE WAY AND DISINTEGRATED HIM. NOW THERE ARE NO MORE REFERENCE CHARACTERS. [COLOR=RED]EVER.[/COLOR] NOPE. THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING DEAD. THAT'S HOW YOU CLEAN UP HOUSE, BITCHES. OH, AND DEADPOOL FUCKED OFF TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION. HE GOT BORED.