[quote=@Dead Cruiser]
Working on my duder.

A funny idea I had would for our company to have a rival company of Elvish exiles and expatriates. Genuine criminals of Elvish society that still manage to put on airs of being civilized and heroic soldiers. They'd go around singing shit like [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k]this[/url] as they marched.
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And there is this Dwarven company that we keep running into that actually respect us... if only because we're not those bloody elvish twits.  Que some history in which all three of us once worked side by side on a job in which the elven company bailed on their position to go and protect a grove of trees and almost got everyone else killed... and then had the nerve to tell our clients that it was our fault somehow.