[quote=@Alkali]
...Not even a scratch? Christ. Man. Just [i]reading[/i] that makes me feel like I owe the laws of physics a steak dinner and an apology.
[/quote]


I mean, you would at the very least receive some scrapes (Because, contrary to popular belief, Kinetic energy absorption can't negate absolutely all damage lol).

But, I'm glad to hear that you actually want to write a story. A [i]lot[/i] of people just want to make the strongest character.