The first of our NPC bios:

Name: Daniella Adelford
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Appearance: [url=http://safebooru.org//samples/218/sample_0c07968c5f030581357c45d30b3e0d11832df120.jpg?217314]"Ohohoho, I think we'll have a lot of fun together."[/url]
Profession: Rich and Affluent Member of Society. Not at all the leader of a certain nonexistent thieves' guild. Why, such rumors are simply insulting.
Personality: Dramatic, and easily notable as "hammy", Daniella is the type of person who takes pleasure in everything that she does. Whether it be going to a party, spending time with friends, taking someone she likes out... Daniella is rarely exhibiting anything but joy. She is highly affluent and seems to make it her business to be in every party in the city, even if those parties are taking place on the same night. However, she feels simply insulted that people would rumor her to be connected with that silly fable, the thieves' guild. It's ridiculous. Why would she ever be connected with something that doesn't exist, let alone be the leader of such a organization? It simply boggles the mind! It's rather difficult to offend or anger Daniella, though she will make it very clear if you have succeeded in doing so.
Equipment/Weapons: Daniella certainly does not have a set of knives, a grappling hook, an enchanted glasscutting razor, or anything of the sort. Why ever would she have such things?
Abilities: Daniella most definitely does not know anything about subterfuge and infiltration to the extent of never once being seen, and she definitely does not have any control over the entire nonexistent thieves' guild. She certainly is a capable hand-to-hand fighter, however. She does need some way to defend herself, does she not?
Brief Backstory: Little is known of Daniella's history. She claims to have come from a poor family, and risen due to several extremely lucky breaks in her life. She also certainly did not become a thief who ascended to the leadership position of the thieves' guild for her incredible skill and performance after the death of the original leader, because the thieves' guild isn't real. It's silly to spread such rumors.