[quote=@Deserted]
Are you like Black Opps or something [@Eru Iluvatar]? Because that would totally explain everything and would be totally awesome too. You could be like.

"Dude, I'm posting between killing these ninjas, gimme a minute."

and

"Sorry, I was fishing a bullet out of my chest, I'll have a post up in a few."

Not really ragging on you, just making our OOC a little fun.
[/quote]

Not quite, but I do have a couple of Kingdoms to govern, and trans-dimensional aliens sometimes enlist my help to defend their homeworld from giant parasitic space-worms or whatever.