Oh, shit. I don't like. Have a lot of romantic stuff in my life. I do, motherfucking. Love romance though, I like. To sit and chill about romantic crap more than a school girl. 


But like. The only platonic relationship I have that I feel is like. On the same level as love and stuff. Is my One Bro or TOB that fucking. have a pact with to make look after each other. We share secrets and report our status, chill and make sure we don't do or think silly shit.


I fell in love 3 times:


1: at school. Got called a freak and told I was ugly. Got a little sad, stopped giving a shit.


2: Fell in love with college. I was less chill back then and my, motherfucking antagonism was out of control. I thought she was below me and harbor hatred for my feelings. They surpassed later.


3: I motherfucking. Met this chick online I liked. Swedish cheer leader with great tits. I was like. shit. Babby teens so she played with my heart like a ten year old on a legend of zelda ocarina. Was all up to loving me then revealed was in relationship, then said only love me as friend. Disappeared one day. 

Felt nothing when she left honestly. She drained me more than a hermit wife's dildo battery.


It's some weak ass stories, but my love life is like. Fucking. Less healthy than a google black list scanner.

[@Cynder]


Holy ham. You like star children too. I like it but I never remember any of it. What is my destiny? I'm the Aquarius. You know, the waterboy. Does that mean I'm going to make shovel movie comedies?