And we're off to the races!

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And now let's strike up those wild summer tunes, as brought to you by Mike and The Mid-Morning-Afternoon Misfits!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA[/youtube]

So let's get down to the murder:

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Vilage begins the initial grab-bagging with some heavy munitions, taking with him a magnum before disappearing into the trees. Fights break out at the Cornucopia where Taaj kills old Count Dracula before he could do anything. The murder, witnessed  by Quibbles inspires the pony to run away to save his energy for another day.

Meanwhile, Weapon XI determines the optimal course for his survival in the games, and shall commit to that as Mr. Regular - not giving a fuck - smokes a blunt with Snoop Dog/Lion and watches nature documentaries.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U[/youtube]

Meanwhile, /MLP/'s Divegrass team plans a summer album. I can only imagine [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JvhDU91_aM]it'll play off like this piece of trash.[/url]

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The day continues with the murder of Azarthes at the hands of Hunter S. Thompson, who probably fueled by acid and either managed to convince Azarthes to not kill him, only for Gonzo to kill him himself.

Meanwhile, the Sarlac Pit waves at everyone.

At /MLP/'s run in the games ends like their first game in the 2016 Summer Cup: a disaster. But at least they take Atilla with him. Vilage falls into depression when he finds Back to School supplies, a reminder that summer is not permanent.

And so as William S. Burrough, Quibbles, Doivid, and Hitler raid the camp of the American Flag, Harambe blows me up.

Katy Perry finds a handgun in a truck, and Weapon XI's ultimate plan leads him to loot Andrew WK's picnic. Where was your magnum, Andrew?

The Boys of Summer strangle Mr. Regular, ending his career of car reviews as an entire Carolinian fort takes Malinda, Kanye, and Broby on a road-trip to a town in northern Michigan.

[img]http://orig14.deviantart.net/a351/f/2016/218/1/9/ss_part_04_by_aaronmk-dacvec2.jpg[/img]

And Day 1 ends here.