RIP (Player2).

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The night begins as Kebab Seller finds a cave full of craft beer. However he's not alone in its discovery an d has to fight off Summer Smith and the American flag. His meat-slicing ways prove to be a formidable match for the two, and they're forced to retreat to avoid further injury. Kebab seller wins a cave full of beer.

Fort Sumter sees fire in the distance, but it's questionable if that's the fire Aquaman set on Katty Perry with a molotov, or the fire of revolution that burns with Hunter S. Thompson and the mysterious Player 2. If revolution were to spring up this summer, what side is Fort Sumter on?

Likely still reeling from last night's heroin daze, Taaj's Dog seeks medical attention at the wings of the Cocoa Puffs mascot. Maybe a brighter, cleaner future is in store for her? Whichever the case: Vilage curls up in a box like a cat and finds a comfy, snug fit.

Wade Wilson cries himself to sleep, sad he does not have any love nor a comfy cardboard box. But at least he isn't Andrew WK who finds a cave full of cheap shitty beer.

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Day begins with baseball, and the surprise deaths of an entire garrison of a fort at the hand of one man as Knight Shade takes Fort sumter off guard and kills everyone inside. If that didn't count for one death, Knight would for sure be this games biggest killer!

Hunter S. Thompson better be careful with killers like that on the loose. For being as untanned as he is, he can be seen clear to Gondor. Let's pray Knight Shade doesn't notice or care, or our newest, most blood-thirsty killer may go out to look for him. Or maybe single-person targets aren't his thing? After the grizzly murder of Fort Sumter's garrison, carpet bombing may be more Knight Shade's thing. Still, Hunter's complexion begs this to be posted:

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Though, maybe there's still a chance for someone to out-murder Knight Shade in these games. Kanye West, not wanting to be outdone in anything kill two in one go. Slaying Doivid and the Cocoa Puffs bird in one go.

Quibbles contracts Zika. This may be a death sentence. Or maybe it doesn't mean anything.

Klairre and the American Flag though retreat from the day's violence to play their respective video games. So that's something, I guess. But they won't find any Dorritos or Mountain Dew there!

And Kebab seller kills Taaj as Brownie Bun is implied.

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The glorious dead.