[quote=@VKAllen]
I am in many ways very impressed that the interpretation is en pointe.
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Astrology doesn't exist because the stars determine your personality, astrology exists because people find vague similarities between people who share the same time-span of birthdays. Basically - it's a science, but only a science based on observation. It has nothing to do with space. 

If that. . makes any sense?