[quote=@Lauder]
WHAT IS HAPPENING?! SCOTLAND HAS INVADED! GET HER ROYAL MAJESTY TO SEND THE ROYALEST OF ARMIES!
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ALBA GRU BRATH! We'll pure malkie ye, ya wee limey!

[quote=@POOHEAD189]
[@Lauder]Ach, ye wee Grobi! Yer armies are boot tae be sundered and flattened by oor axes n' hammers! 

Was I Scottish there, or Dwarvish? The world may never know.
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Dwarvish. Definetely Dwarvish. The Scots used claymores and pikes.
And I'm being literal with a joke again, amn't I? XP