Afrox da Skulfaka, legendary ork of the high 9 seas, plunderer of planets, loota of bootay and ork beyond measure. He was a refined gentleman who enjoyed the simple things in life like painting with the blood of his enemies, stepping on midgets and smol people and eating motherfuckers alive. 

[Cut several paragraphs detailing how absolutely fucking beautiful and orky Afrox was as well as description that turned into a fangirl/boy/ork/attack helicopter rave.]

Afrox da Skulfaka was an ork beyond compare, the orkiest of orks and not those fucking Tolkein gits either.

But now...

He had a mission.

Getting up from the rock he used as his intergalatic motorized transport rock, there was a single  thought in his head. And so thus, he charged up his lungs with a great in take and in a yell that would cover half the planet and shatter ear drums, Afrox bellowed:

[color=1a7b30][H1][i][b]'ERES DA ZOGGIN' KIDDDDDDDDDD? DA FAQ IZ DIS ZOGGING KID?[/b][/i][/H1][/color]