[color=gray][center][h1]THE MAIN CHARACTER[/h1][/center][/color]
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Here he was, THE MAIN CHARACTER, the most important person in the entirety of reality, ever. He was more commonly called MC, or his real name, Main Character. MC found himself riding on the exposition train of convenience, a wonderful method of transportation that allowed you to exposition dump on the viewer in exactly the amount of time it would take to actually ride the train.

Today, MC was listening to the audio-book for "LEGENDS OF THE GRAND CHOSEN1, Volume 420." and more specifically, the section that tells of THE MAIN CHARACTER's trials of finding the grand Harambe, who would grant him the ability to GET KID. From what he could discern, what he needed to do was stop at Generic City No.9, and  go down plot convenience alley. There, he was sure to find Harambe, well, if this volume of his glorious tale was correct. Given that there were over 666 different versions of the tales of the CHOSEN1, it was vari likely that he was somewhat incorrect. Though, after giving it a second thought, MC realized he was probably right, since he was the fucking MAIN CHARACTER.

After finishing his exposition dump, MC found himself in Generic City No.9, walking through the many streets and alleys that look exactly the same as any other Generic City, hence the name. Eventually, he found his way to plot convenience alley, where he simply waited for the appearance of the grand Harambe.