[quote=@Iktomi]
I feel like this was the worst possible time to be born into this [s]hellhole[/s] wonderful place.
[/quote]

On the contrary, I think this is the one time every god on the planet needs a stubby to help them lighten up!

Buy a twelve-pack for our sins and you can be Beer Jesus.

ed: Or go for something harder and give a whole new meaning to the Holy Spirit.