Went to Wales because my friends own a pub there. Spent the evening/morning staying up and getting hammered with the landlady talking absolute and frequently literal bollocks until five in the morning. Went to bed. Fell over no fewer than four times (and we're talking literal absolute arse-over-tit drunken pratfalls, each and every one). Woke up in the very early morning. Couldn't find my way out of the room because I was still drunk. Woke up Jig's Also-Still-Drunk Partner to ask for help leaving the room which wasn't forthcoming because of all of the still-drunkness. Fell over again. Successfully found the bathroom. Went to sleep. Woke up. Had a cheeseburger. Nearly died in the car on the way home. Played some Smash Brothers. Kicked ass. Went to a sushi bar. Ate the shit out of some sushi. Went to pub. Got drunk. Lock in. Got drunker. Came back. Still drinking.

tl;dr- expect some legit content in the coming days.

[quote=@ravenDivinity]
[@Jig]: I love you, Jig. It's because you're Always Right™.
[/quote]

Real talk tho I just came