[quote=@Jeyma][@SepticGentleman]

I really like your God. He doesn't demand any special, complex ritual worship, and he isn't declaring war on the land or anything like that. He just wants to sit at the bottom of his damn ocean and screw with sailors. :lol
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You know how [i]boring[/i] the ocean gets when so few people make use of it? When you're a deity in charge of that part of the world, you gotta make your own entertainment and not screw yourself over in the process.