[@ProPro]
It's because we all hate you and are secretly scheming behind your back to spread mean-spirited gossip to everyone in the junior high.

That being said, a case of "Do it in a minute" has gotten hold of me. I'll put a post up soon, in a minute.

...

For real, this time.

A minute being...[s]probably tomorrow?[/s] right now

*wet cough*