Dude was also still judgin if his schmoooove ass could maneuver his thugged-out antlaz tha fuck into tha door way n' weighin if it would be worth it or not fo' tha shiznit he'd have gettin back out. 

possible the the best line in posts I've found so far

-eddit- 
I stand corrected

Dude was horny bout tha Zebra, as well as tha Buffalo.

Forgive me if dis is...disrespectful Supa-Hoe Twilight yo, but I be goin ta assume you gotz a phat reason fo' dis ka'eela...This shape-changer, as a part of dis crew."